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Film Quotes Updated
Bones 12
Get Smart 1
Hancock 1
Hellraiser: Hellseeker 2
In the Heat of the Night 1
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 4
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 4
Night at the Museum 1
Tommy Boy 1
10 Things I Hate About You 5
1776 3
2001: A Space Odyssey 1
24 12
27 Dresses 7
29th Street 2
300 15
3rd Rock from the Sun 1
The 40 Year Old Virgin 8
8 Mile 1
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 7
The Addams Family 2
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 2
The Adventures of Robin Hood 2
Air Force One 2
Airplane 16
Alien Resurrection 2
Aliens 9
Ally McBeal 4
Alvin and the Chipmunks 1
American Beauty 2
American Pie 7
American Pie 2 4
American Wedding 7
The Amityville Horror (2005) 2
Analyze This 3
Anchorman 16
Angel 11
Animal House 3
Anna and the King 1
Apollo 13 1
Armageddon 6
Army of Darkness 10
Arrested Development 3
Arthur 1
As Good As It Gets 5
Austin Powers in Goldmember 2
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 3
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 7
Baby Mama 5
Back to the Future 5
Back to the Future Part II 7
Back to the Future Part III 4
Bad Boys II 2
Bad Santa 1
Balto 4
Barb Wire 1
BASEketball 4
Batman 11
Batman and Robin 1
Batman Begins 19
Batman Forever 4
Batman Returns 22
Battlestar Galactica 1
Battlestar Galactica (1978) 1
A Beautiful Mind 1
Beauty and the Beast 2
Beetlejuice 5
The Benchwarmers 3
Better Off Dead 2
Beverly Hills Cop II 2
The Big Chill 1
The Big Lebowski 12
The Big Sleep 8
Big Trouble in Little China 2
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 3
A Bit of Fry and Laurie 3
Blackadder 56
Blade 3
Blade II 1
Blade Runner 3
Blade: Trinity 2
Blades of Glory 2
Blazing Saddles 9
The Blues Brothers 5
Bonnie and Clyde 1
Boogie Nights 1
Borat 2
Bottom 4
The Bourne Identity 1
The Brady Bunch Movie 4
Braindead 2
Bram Stoker's Dracula 2
Braveheart 3
Brokeback Mountain 3
Broken Arrow 2
Bruce Almighty 1
Buffy The Vampire Slayer 19
Bulletproof 2
Caddyshack 3
Cannibal! The Musical 5
The Cannonball Run 1
Casablanca 9
Casino Royale 2
The Cat in the Hat 4
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 20
Charmed 3
Chasing Amy 3
Cheaper by the Dozen 1
Cheers 3
Chicago 2
Chicken Run 3
Chinatown 1
Chopper 1
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 4
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe 8
A Cinderella Story 2
Citizen Kane 1
Clerks 8
Cloverfield 10
Clue 6
Con Air 3
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 2
Constantine 4
Cool Hand Luke 1
The Core 1
Corpse Bride 1
The Crow 9
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 5
CSI: Miami 2
CSI: NY 1
Daredevil 4
The Dark Knight 7
Dawn of the Dead (2004) 1
The Day After Tomorrow 2
Death at a Funeral 2
The Departed 1
Desperado 4
Desperate Housewives 2
Diamonds are Forever 1
Die Hard 4
Die Hard 2 2
Digimon: The Movie 2
Dirty Dancing 1
Dirty Harry 1
Dirty Mary Crazy Larry 2
Doctor Who (2005) 1
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 3
Dogma 7
Dr. Strangelove 1
Dracula: Dead and Loving It 2
The Dukes of Hazzard 5
Dumb and Dumber 4
The Elephant Man 1
Elf 6
The Emperor's New Groove 5
Empire Records 1
Enchanted 1
Entrapment 2
Epic Movie 1
ER 7
Ever After 9
Evil Dead II 3
An Eye For An Eye (1981) 2
Family Guy 28
Family Matters 2
Fantastic Four 9
The Fast and the Furious 2
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 1
Father Ted 9
Fawlty Towers 3
A Few Good Men 1
Field of Dreams 2
Fight Club 6
Firefly 7
For Your Eyes Only 1
Forgetting Sarah Marshall 5
Forrest Gump 6
Frasier 5
Freeway 6
Friday 2
Friday the 13th Part 3: 3D 3
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan 1
Friends 22
From Dusk Till Dawn 5
From Hell 1
The Fugitive 1
Full Metal Jacket 3
Futurama 17
Galaxy Quest 4
Gattaca 1
Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai 2
Ghostbusters 10
Ghostbusters 2 2
Gilmore Girls 1
Gladiator 7
The Godfather 2
The Godfather: Part II 1
Goldeneye 1
Goldfinger 2
Gone With The Wind 1
Good Morning, Vietnam 6
Good Will Hunting 4
The Graduate 1
Grandma's Boy 3
Grease 1
The Great Escape 4
Grey's Anatomy 7
Grosse Pointe Blank 2
Groundhog Day 1
The Gumball Rally 1
Hairspray (2007) 1
Halloween: H20 1
Hannah Montana 5
Happy Gilmore 3
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 4
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle 9
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 4
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 18
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 1
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 1
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 5
Heartbreak Ridge 2
Heat 2
Heist 1
Hercules 1
Heroes 1
High Fidelity 3
Hitch 4
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 6
Horton Hears a Who 2
Hot Fuzz 9
Hot Shots Part Deux 5
Hot Shots! 4
House, M.D. 50
How the Grinch Stole Christmas 6
The Hunt for Red October 2
I Know Who Killed Me 2
I, Robot 3
Ice Age 1
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 1
In Bruges 10
The Incredibles 2
Independence Day 2
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade 8
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 9
Into the Wild 4
Iron Man 6
The Island 4
It 2
The Italian Job (1969) 1
The Italian Job (2003) 1
James and the Giant Peach 1
Jaws 3
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 4
Joey 1
Johnny English 1
Jumanji 1
Jumping Jack Flash 2
Juno 20
Jurassic Park 3
Kate & Leopold 2
Kill Bill: Volume 1 7
Kill Bill: Volume 2 3
King Kong 4
Kingdom of Heaven 1
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 19
LA Confidential 5
Labyrinth 7
The Langoliers 1
The Last Boy Scout 4
The Last Castle 1
Laughter on the 23rd Floor 1
Layer Cake 2
Leon 2
Lethal Weapon 4 3
Liar Liar 4
Lilo & Stitch 2
Live Free or Die Hard 3
Loaded Weapon 1 1
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 14
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 18
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 7
Lost 2
Lost in Space 1
The Lost World: Jurassic Park 1
Love Actually 12
MacGyver 4
Madagascar 2
Major League 1
Manhunter 3
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World 1
Match Point 2
The Matrix Reloaded 3
The Matrix Revolutions 4
The Matrix 13
Me, Myself & Irene 1
Mean Girls 18
Meet the Spartans 3
Midnight Run 5
Miracle 1
Miracle on 34th Street 1
Mission: Impossible 3 4
Monty Python and the Holy Grail 8
Monty Python's Flying Circus 1
Monty Python's Life of Brian 2
Moonraker 1
Moulin Rouge 1
Mr. and Mrs. Smith 3
Mr. Brooks 3
The Muppet Christmas Carol 1
Muppet Treasure Island 1
Murder on the Orient Express 1
My Darling Clementine 1
My Family 2
Mystery Men 4
The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear 4
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult 1
The Naked Gun 1
Napoleon Dynamite 5
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 3
National Lampoon's Vacation 1
National Treasure 3
National Treasure: Book of Secrets 1
Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service 2
The Neverending Story 3
The New Guy 1
Night Shift 2
The Nightmare Before Christmas 4
No Country For Old Men 6
Norbit 3
North by Northwest 1
The Notebook 10
Notting Hill 1
Now and Then 1
Ocean's Thirteen 2
Office Space 11
The Office 5
On the Waterfront 1
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 1
One Foot in the Grave 1
Only Fools and Horses 2
The Others 2
P.S. I Love You 9
Paper Moon 1
The Parent Trap 1
Peter Pan (2003) 2
The Phantom of the Opera 1
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 2
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 14
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 16
Platoon 2
Pocahontas 1
Pokemon 3: The Movie 1
Predator 5
Pretty Woman 4
The Princess Bride 12
The Prophecy 1
Psycho 3
Pulp Fiction 14
Raiders of the Lost Ark 6
The Rainmaker 2
Rambo 2
Rat Race 2
The Recruit 3
Red Dragon 2
Red Dwarf 10
Red Eye 2
The Ref 3
Rent 3
Requiem for a Dream 2
Reservoir Dogs 3
Return to Oz 3
The Ring 1
Road House 1
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves 3
Robocop 1
Robots 1
The Rock 5
The Rocky Horror Picture Show 1
Romeo + Juliet 8
Roxanne 3
The Royal Tenenbaums 1
Rush Hour 2 1
Saturday Night Fever 2
Saving Private Ryan 1
Saw 1
Saw II 2
Scarface 3
Scary Movie 3
Scary Movie 2 1
Scary Movie 4 4
Scent of a Woman 2
School of Rock 6
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed 2
Scream 1
Scrubs 13
Se7en 1
See No Evil, Hear No Evil 5
Seinfeld 4
Serenity 8
Sex and the City 6
Sex and the City: The Movie 5
Shakespeare in Love 1
Shaun of the Dead 5
The Shawshank Redemption 1
The Shining 3
Shrek 1
The Silence of the Lambs 5
Silverado 1
The Simpsons Movie 4
The Simpsons 61
Sin City 21
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1
Six Days, Seven Nights 2
The Sixth Sense 1
Sky High 4
Sleepers 1
Sliding Doors 2
Slither 5
Smokey and the Bandit II 1
Snakes on a Plane 1
South Park 7
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 3
Spaceballs 3
Spider-Man 3 3
SpongeBob SquarePants 7
St. Elmo's Fire 2
Stalag 17 1
Stand By Me 6
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 3
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock 2
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home 3
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country 1
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 1
Star Trek: First Contact 3
Star Trek: Nemesis 1
Star Trek: The Motion Picture 1
Star Wars 8
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 5
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 5
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 11
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back 7
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi 5
State of Grace 1
Steel Magnolias 5
The Sting 1
A Streetcar Named Desire 2
Stripes 1
Sudden Impact 2
Super Troopers 4
Superbad 15
Superhero Movie 1
Superman III 2
Superman Returns 5
Sweeney Todd 6
Swingers 4
Swordfish 1
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 9
Tank Girl 4
Taxi 1
Taxi Driver 3
Team America: World Police 4
Terminator 2: Judgment Day 2
The Terminator 3
Thank You for Smoking 11
That '70s Show 1
The Thin Blue Line 1
The Thing 1
This is Spinal Tap 1
Three Musketeers (1993) 2
Titanic 3
To Kill A Mockingbird 1
Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life 2
Tombstone 7
Top Gun 3
Torchwood 1
Toy Story 2
Traffic 1
Training Day 1
Transformers 7
Transformers: The Movie 4
Treasure Planet 1
Tristan & Isolde 1
Troy 6
True Grit 3
True Lies 3
The Truman Show 1
Truth or Consequences, N.M. 1
Unforgiven 3
The Untouchables 1
The Usual Suspects 7
V for Vendetta 11
Vampires 2
Van Wilder 2
The Vicar of Dibley 4
The Village 3
Waiting... 1
Walk the Line 3
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit 1
War of the Worlds 4
The Warriors 1
Wayne's World 1
Wayne's World 2 1
Wedding Crashers 9
The Wedding Date 2
The Wedding Singer 2
The West Wing 5
When A Stranger Calls 1
White Christmas 1
The Whole Nine Yards 3
Will & Grace 17
Wimbledon 1
Without a Paddle 5
The Wizard of Oz 6
Wolf 2
The X-Files 3
X-Men 8
X-Men 2 6
X-Men 3 1
XXX: State of the Union 1
The Young Ones 2
Young Sherlock Holmes 1