Kate & Leopold quotes

Leopold: As I see it, Patrice has not an inkling of your affections, and it's no wonder. You, Charles, are a merry-andrew.

Charlie: A what?

Leopold: Everything plays a farce to you. Women respond to sincerity. No-one wants to be romanced by a buffoon.

Leopold: If it is a ransom you seek, my uncle won't pay a cent. Except, perhaps, for my demise.

The Prestige quotes

Robert Angier: I never thought I'd find an answer at the bottom of a pint glass.

Cutter: Hasn't stopped you looking, has it?

Cutter: You settled on a name yet?

Robert Angier: Yes I have. The Great Danton.

Cutter: Bit old-fashioned isn't it?

Robert Angier: No. It's sophisticated.

Robert Angier: He's a dreadful magician.

Cutter: No, he's a wonderful magician. He's a dreadful showman.

Robert Angier: Which hat is mine?

Nikola Tesla: They are all your hat, Mr. Angier.

Nikola Tesla: Have you considered the cost of such a machine?

Robert Angier: Price is not an object.

Nikola Tesla: Yes, but have you considered the *cost*?

Swordfish quotes

Ginger: If you want a chance in hell at getting your daughter back, you better listen up. Unless of course, you want to stay here, in this loser existence, while your daughter grows up to be the fluffer in her daddy's new videos.

Stanley Jobson: Please pay me the courtesy of not confusing your own childhood with my daughter's.

X-Men quotes

[Having heard the nicknames of the other X-men, turns to Professor. X who's in a wheelchair.]

Wolverine: What do they call you, wheels?

Wolverine: I suppose you are going to tell me to stay away from your girl.

Cyclops: If I had to tell you that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Stu: I know what you are.

Wolverine: You lost your money. You keep this up you lose something else.

[Wolverine emerges from his fight with Mystique (where they've both looked like Wolverine) and Cyclops goes to shoot him.]

Wolverine: Hey! It's me!

Cyclops: Prove it.

Wolverine: You're a dick.

Rogue: [Referring to Wolverine's claws] When they come out, does it hurt?

Wolverine: Every time.

(Wolverine is checking out his costume)

Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things?

Cyclops: And what would you prefer? Yellow Spandex?

Professor Xavier: You can stay here. We can protect you from Magneto.

Wolverine: What's a Magneto?

Wolverine: Everybody get out of here!

Storm: Why?

Wolverine: I can't move.

Xavier: I brought you here so that you would be safe for Magneto.

Wolverine: What's a Magneto?

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