American Pie 2 quotes

Michelle: Okay, I'm a hot girl. Now what do you want to do?

Jim: I want to feel your boobs.

Michelle: No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.

American Wedding quotes

Michelle: Wow, Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. It's like monkeys learning to use tools for the first time.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer quotes

Xander: What's with the hand wave? You see that? Does that, like, mean something?

Willow: It's code. I think it breaks down to 'choo-choo!'

Anya: It probably means to follow him. That, or wait here for him.

Willow: [whispering] Ask him.

Xander: [yelling] Hey, Riley? What's the [hand gesture] all about?

Riley: It means yell real loud so the vampires who don't know we're coming will have a sporting chance.

Xander: See, now he's all mad and sarcastic.

Willow: It's because you were doing all that yelling, Mr. Stealthy-pants.

Willow: Giles, is there anything you don't know everything about?

Giles: Synchronised swimming. It remains a mystery to me.

Willow: Kiss rocks? Why would anyone want to kiss...oh, wait. I get it.

Willow: That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and...skanky. And I think I'm kind of gay.

Willow: If I say something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me?

Angel: Are you going to tell me I'm jealous?

Willow: Well, you do sometimes get that way.

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