Mistakes in films/shows featuring J.K. Simmons

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Title Mistakes Trivia Pictures Corrections Quotes Easter eggs Trailer
The Cider House Rules 5 3 4
For Love of the Game 4 2
The Jackal 22 18
Juno 4 2 5 20
The Mexican 20 3
Spider-Man 161 41 30 56 6 Yes
Spider-Man 2 84 16 10 107 3
Thank You for Smoking 9 1 1 11

Quotes from J.K. Simmons

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Juno quotes

Mac MacGuff: Did you see that coming?

Bren MacGuff: Yeah... but I was hoping she was expelled, or into hard drugs.

Mac MacGuff: Or DWI... anything but this.

Mac MacGuff: Next time I see that Bleeker kid I'm going to punch him in the wiener.

Mac MacGuff: Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child over your house.

Vanessa Loring: So... How are we going to do this?

Juno MacGuff: Uh, aren't I just gonna, ya know, squeeze it out and, hand it over to you?

Gerta Rauss: Mark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoption...

Mac MacGuff: What do you mean?

Juno MacGuff: Wait... No! I mean, can't we just, like, kick this old school? Like, I have the baby, put it in a basket and send it your way, like, Moses and the reeds?

Mark Loring: Technically, that would be kicking it Old Testament.

Gerta Rauss: ...So, we all agree that a closed adoption is the best decision for all involved?

Juno MacGuff: SSHHIT! YES! Close it up!

Mac MacGuff: Whats that thing?

Vanessa Loring: It's a pilates machine.

Mac MacGuff: What do you make with it?

Vanessa Loring: Oh you don't make anything with it, its for exercise.

Mac MacGuff: You don't even remember to give Liberty Bell her meds!

Juno MacGuff: That was one time, Dad! And she didn't die!