Tuesday 2nd September 2008, 12:49

Josh Hartnett sex tape?

MSNBC is reporting that Josh Hartnett took a lady friend back to his hotel, but apparently his bedroom was all the way upstairs, and frankly who has the time? So they headed to the library, because if there's anything hotter than sex in public, it's sex in public coupled with the infinite potential of reading.

I think if several members of staff huddled round the monitor, it's perfectly obvious that everyone knew where to look - the bright images on the magical box. Otherwise members of staff would have been scattered aimlessly around the room and peering into desk drawers.

Amusing though this is, I've got nothing but respect for Josh Hartnett - the man dated Scarlett Johansson for a year, or something sickening like that, which is about a decade longer than I ever will (factoring in the time taken to try and arrange a meeting, get rejected, get depressed, start stalking her, get arrested, go to jail, then get released and write this), all of which would set me back a fair bit.

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